1. ffractal:

    sxrreal:

    When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

    thank you

    and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

    (via zayns-tampon-face)

     
  2. casualcissexism:

    shaymew:

    smekers32:

    jokes Americans won’t get

    why wouldn’t americans get this post like we have buoys you know right???

    didn’t u kno in america we call them MCDONALDS HAMBURGER OCEAN FLOATERS

    (Source: teflonly, via thedavesofourlives)

     
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  4. gifthetv:

    Where is her Academy Award?

    (via rickymartinofficial)

     
     
  5. amazing-phandom-isnoton-fire:

    mysporkwilleatyou:

    zohbugg:

    mind-fruit:

    crowbara:

    lifewasted:

    sophieasweetheart:

    kristenwiiggle:

    image

    I’m laughing harder than when I first saw this in the 6th grade 

    image

    i’m fucking crying

    his face is terrifying

    CHEESEITS CHEESEITS CHEESEITS

    Omfg I forgot this existed

    i don’t know what to do with this information

    (via epicfunnyawesome)

     
     
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  7. apple-str1der:

    tips for new freshmen!

    • no one cares about anything
    • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
    • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
    • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
    • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

    (via thedavesofourlives)

     

  8. slavocracy:

    disney princess movie starring lana del rey where she sings to nature like other disney princesses but everything around her wilts and dies

    (Source: cabbagefuneral, via thedavesofourlives)

     

  9. floozys:

    it’s so weird that men can make endless misogynistic comments and not have to reassure people that they don’t hate women but when women, especially those in the spotlight, talk about things concerning women they feel an overwhelming need to constantly reassure the world that they don’t hate men, that they love men. 

    and by weird i mean a cultural norm to demean women and overvalue men. 

    (via zayns-tampon-face)

     
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