1. ruinedchildhood:

    The new Disney intro looks great.

    (via awkwardvagina)

     
     
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  3. wankbankofamerica:

    reasons i tend to not talk

    • people always interrupt me to tell another story because apparently my story isn’t good enough for their ears
    • i sound like an idiot who just learned to talk two hours ago
    • people seem disinterested in what i’m saying
    • i hate my voice
    • i have something really mean to say
    • i hate you
    • i repeat because this happens a lot: people interrupt me and never let me finish and i feel really shitty about myself because no one seems to want to listen to me

    (via methlabradoodle)

     

  4. "

    1. Lay on the floor of your shower until you can breathe again. Water will always love to love your skin.

    2. Start writing with the intention of filling up one page. Write until your pen stops working.

    3. Reread a book that once made you cry. Learn something new on every page. Notice how different chapter make you sad. Notice how the book didn’t change and grow; you did.

    4. Sleep with your windows open. You can hear both the rain and boys drunkenly singing Frank Sinatra on their deck. Both are equally good.

    5. Don’t forget that honey will always taste sweet, but the best way to eat it is off your fingers, laughing.

    6. Remember that, sometimes, getting out of bed is enough.

    "
    —  For unhappy girls who like sitting in the sun (via bl-ossomed)

    (Source: ttwentysix, via zayns-tampon-face)

     
  5. (Source: pruneloaf, via glohwjob)

     

  6. stablevertigo:

    What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

    • I am unable to do that
    • I am too stressed out to do that
    • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
    • My body will physically not allow me to do that
    • I am on the verge of a panic attack
    • I cannot do that

    What people hear:

    • I am unwilling to do that
    • I am just shy
    • I am overreacting
    • I am lazy
    • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
    • I need a push
    • I don’t want to do that

    Inspired by X

    (via zayns-tampon-face)

     

  7. panicacidide:

    Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

    (via zayns-tampon-face)

     

  8. siddy-the-sloth:

    elysionsprincess:

    vanehsensei:

    slenderlock:

    singarequiem:

    techno4tomcats:

    People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

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    No seriously

    oh my fucking god

    OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
    HOLY FUCK 

    I CAN’T BREATHE

    “I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

    "well my parolee officer won’t allow me to be around knives"

    (Source: kyuofcosmic, via bookworms-assemble)

     
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  10. "I appreciate silence. I appreciate people who don’t need to fill the world with excess noise in order to communicate a message."